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Anonymous Eyes Political Role, but Won't Go Legit
08/07/11 12:32 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Hacker group Anonymous plans to promote an affiliated political party to attract people who share its civil liberties goals, but do not agree with its methods.

Apple Loses 'App Store' Legal Action Against Amazon
08/07/11 12:27 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Apple has lost a legal bid to stop Amazon using the phrase 'App Store' to describe an online download store offering software for devices running Google Android...

Visa Blocks WikiLeaks Donations via DataCell Once Again
08/07/11 10:50 from PC World: Latest Technology News
For a few hours on Thursday, credit card donations once again flowed to WikiLeaks through a payment gateway at Icelandic hosting company DataCell. Then Visa shut...

Atlantis Space Shuttle Countdown Draws To A Close; Weather Threatens Launch Zone
08/07/11 08:17 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Space Shuttle Atlantis is in final preparation for liftoff--fueling is underway as of this writing--but weather may halt the launch.

Activism and ‘Lulz’ Motivate Latest Rash of Hacks
08/07/11 05:00 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Experts used to think that most modern hacking would be driven by efforts to make money. But 2011 has seen a resurgence of attacks motivated by ideology or thrill-seeking.

Apple iPad, Day 7: Social Networking on the iPad
08/07/11 04:52 from PC World: Latest Technology News
I use my social networks for work--both to stay connected and informed, and to communicate with those who follow me, so the iPad needs to work smoothly with social networks in order to replace my PC.

Anonymous Eyes Political Role, but Won't Go Legit
08/07/11 04:30 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Hacker group Anonymous plans to promote an affiliated political party to attract people who share its civil liberties goals, but do not agree with its methods.

Copyright Cops Team with ISPs to Crack Down on Music, Movie Pirates
08/07/11 01:05 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Your ISP may have just agreed to take a more active role in protecting copyright owners. If you get a "Copyright Alert" from your Internet service provider, watch out.

Copyright Cops Team with ISPs to Crackdown on Music, Movie Pirates
08/07/11 01:05 from PC World: Latest Technology News
Your ISP may have just agreed to take a more active role in protecting copyright owners. If you get a "Copyright Alert" from your Internet service provider, watch out.

G&G Ink Refill Kit: Maximum Hassle, Poor Printouts
08/07/11 01:00 from PC World: Latest Technology News
An ink explosion, so-so output, and a balky printer mar this DIY ink-refill experiment.



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IgotaFone INTRODUCES NEW CELLPHONE with over ten million apps no one really wants or needs

In a daring attempt to compete with the "I-Phone", Indian Cell phone giant IgotaFone Corporation announced their newest "Pocket Rocketeer" cell phone. A spokesperson said "This is our most ambitious entry into the cell phone market. This phone will break all records for unreliability and time consuming programming of entries."

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"With over ten million apps. We are hoping to sell consumers on purchasing tons of apps they don't really need."

An aggressive marketing campaign is planned for the apps including TV, radio and movie trailers, and McDonalds Happy Meals.

A highly annoying telemarketing campaign is also planned. One of the new apps will be used as part of the telemarketing campaign. The Talk like a turkey app, modifies your voice to sound like a turkey gobble.

The telemarketers plan to use this app to talk to potential customers about the new cellphone features. They are hoping the gobble gobble sounds will irritate people so much they will want to sign up, just to stop the telemarketers from calling back.

The company is also opening a new customer service office in a large warehouse just outside Bombay.

It will be staffed with four or five service people who have the thickest Indian accents and very little knowledge of cell phone problems. This will help customers find their own solutions to problems with the new phones.

The rest of the warehouse will be leased to a basket weaving company.

Some of the other apps that will be available are:

Room deodorizer app (actually emit's a room deodorizing spray), and can be used as an underarm deodorant. Scents available include Evergreen and Licorice.

Cheat at poker app (this app lets you read your opponents cards from under the table).

A police siren app that can be turned up as high as 50 decibels.

a shoe horn app

a hammer app (Use your cell phone as a hammer.)

a hub cap id app

a hair curler app

and a fingernail clipper app and about ten million more.

Related Articles:
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-cell-phone-app.html
http://www.apple.com/iphone/apps for iphone 10



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